So, you’re off to Santorini and you’ve heard the sunset cruises are ‘to die for’? Well we’re here to let you about some of the undisclosed hazards to your health, well-being and friendships! These are the harsh facts the tour companies don’t tell you about when embarking on a Santorini sailing trip. #SantoriniTruthTime
1) Every other sunset you’ll ever see will suck in comparison! Depressing right?
2) It’s too freaking romantic! You may just end up popping the question. Single? That won’t stop you asking a stranger.
3) As you watch the sunset dip you couldn’t feel more relaxed if you tried…and we all know relaxation is bad for your health, that and the copious amounts of free bubbly you can have on board.
4) You have to swim in all sorts of picturesque clear waters…agrh, how can this be endured?
5) They throw you overboard! Well only if you want to go. You can backflip and dive off the boat to your hearts content and then land into those awful crystal clear waters. Bleh!
6) It will cost you friendships! Think you can have an experience like that in one of the most beautiful places on earth and then post about it on Insta, you jerk? Not if you want to keep friends.
8) Every other holiday after this one will be unfulfilling. Are you ready to deal with a life of unfulfilling holidays? We didn’t think so buddy!
10) It will be one of the best holiday memories you’ve ever made and when you walk down a street back home, the wind through the leaves will whisper ‘Santoriniiiii’. Lucky you’ll have those thousands of pics you took to last you till next time you go.
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